READ THIS!! Something that can make u ROFL :)

Hey peeps!

Just wanna share you some funny jokes!

It made my day and I ROFL

I got this from Joey's phone

hahahahaha keep on reading ;)

1) Yo mama is so fat that she has to use boomerang to put on belt!

2) Yo mama is so fat that she have to use parachute for her dress!

3) Yo mama is so old that when she walks to an antique store, they kept her!

4) Yo mama is so fat that when she do the bungee jumping, the bridge falls with her!

5) Yo mama is so old that she was in 3rd grade with Jesus!

6) Yo mama is so fat that when she is on the beach she blocks the sun!

7) Yo mama is so poor that she eat the oat with fork to save the milk!

8) Yo mama is so fat that when she go to the beach everyone shout free willy!

9) Yo mama is so ugly that her mama have to get drunk to breastfeed her!

10) Yo mama is so ugly that whenever she go in front of the mirror, her shadow ducks!

11) Yo mama is so ugly that Yo papa have to bring her to his office so he don't need to kiss goodbye!

12) Yo mama's arm is so short that she can't even applause!

I find it funny so I posted this. NO offense peeps :D

So, let's laugh together!

Remember, laugh is the best medicine!

Thanks for reading :)

finish,

:DDD

RK